i. “Progress in science is often built on wrong theories that are later corrected. It is better to be wrong than to be vague.” (Freeman Dyson)

ii. “The teacher’s equipment gives him an everlasting job. His work is never done. His getting ready for this work is never quite complete.” (George Trumbull Ladd)

iii. “The crust of our earth is a great cemetery, where the rocks are tombstones on which the buried dead have written their own epitaphs.” (Louis Agassiz)

iv. “Fortunately science, like that nature to which it belongs, is neither limited by time nor by space. It belongs to the world, and is of no country and of no age. The more we know, the more we feel our ignorance […] there are always new worlds to conquer.” (Humphrey Davy)

v. “Nothing is so fatal to the progress of the human mind as to suppose that our views of science are ultimate; that there are no mysteries in nature; that our triumphs are complete, and that there are no new worlds to conquer.” (-ll-)

vi. “The best way to learn Japanese is to be born as a Japanese baby, in Japan, raised by a Japanese family.” (Dave Barry)

vii. “What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate, get married, have children and be buried side by side. There is an equal chance that the person you meet will look as if they’ve already been buried for some time.” (Guy Browning)

viii. “Always judge your fellow passengers to be the opposite of what they strive to appear to be. […] men never affect to be what they are, but what they are not.” (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

ix. “Some folks can look so busy doin’ nothin’ that they seem indispensable.” (Kin Hubbard)

x. “Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.” (-ll-)

xi. “Do what we will, we always, more or less, construct our own universe. The history of science may be described as the history of the attempts, and the failures, of men “to see things as they are.”” (Matthew Moncrieff Pattison Muir)

xii. “You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don’t already believe it.” (Robert Anton Wilson)

xiii. “You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.” (Joan Rivers)

xiv. “When I was a little boy, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised, the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” (Emo Philips)

xv. “I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: “Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?” And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.” (-ll-)

xvi. “When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now, are they?” (Robert Monkhouse)

xvii. “Things said in embarrassment and anger are seldom the truth, but are said to hurt and wound the other person. Once said, they can never be taken back.” (Lucille Ball)

xviii. “The beginning of wisdom for a programmer is to recognize the difference between getting his program to work and getting it right. A program which does not work is undoubtedly wrong; but a program which does work is not necessarily right. It may still be wrong because it is hard to understand; or because it is hard to maintain as the problem requirements change; or because its structure is different from the structure of the problem; or because we cannot be sure that it does indeed work.” (Michael Anthony Jackson)

xix. “One of the difficulties in thinking about software is its huge variety. A function definition in a spreadsheet cell is software. A smartphone app is software. The flight management system for an Airbus A380 is software. A word processor is software. We shouldn’t expect a single discipline of software engineering to cover all of these, any more than we expect a single discipline of manufacturing to cover everything from the Airbus A380 to the production of chocolate bars, or a single discipline of social organization to cover everything from the United Nations to a kindergarten. Improvement in software engineering must come bottom-up, from intense specialized attention to particular products.” (-ll-)

xx. “Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?” (Fanny Brice)

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